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1 Things men shouldn't say after sex...
- Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you ...Read the whole joke
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2 Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
- Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to ta...Read the whole joke
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3 Guide to buy a man gifts!
- Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter i...Read the whole joke
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4 Holy Spirit
- There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the...Read the whole joke
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5 New bumper stickers.
- Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I ha...Read the whole joke
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6 Technological Doctor
- One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His fr...Read the whole joke
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7 Restroom wall graffiti!
- You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...The best...Read the whole joke
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8 Male-Bashing at it's best!
- Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.2. What ...Read the whole joke
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9 But I'm not a Giants Fan...
- Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking q...Read the whole joke
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10 Super Long Classic!
- Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7....Read the whole joke
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11 Doctor, Doctor
- One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in ...Read the whole joke
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12 Bart at the chalkboard!
- The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over a...Read the whole joke
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13 The stir of the town!
- It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she wen...Read the whole joke
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14 A bad bet!
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s...Read the whole joke
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15 My Car was stolen!!!
- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the ...Read the whole joke
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16 What do Chinese people...
- What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong...Read the whole joke
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17 Charlie left town.
- In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car....Read the whole joke
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18 I said...I really mean...
- THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be...Read the whole joke
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19 Questions & Answer Quickies!
- Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What ...Read the whole joke
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20 Tips for driving people insane!
- HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom...Read the whole joke
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21 A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
- MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8...Read the whole joke
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22 Oopsy Daisy!
- On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enc...Read the whole joke
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23 At the beach.
- A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and...Read the whole joke
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24 Some famous lines in history!
- As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As...Read the whole joke
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25 Manage your stress!
- Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one k...Read the whole joke
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