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1	Question and answer blonde jokes - \|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	9
2	I'm going ice fishing! - \|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	6
3	Guess who knows the state capitals? - \|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	2
4	Did you hear about the blond? - \|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	6
5	Do you realize what I am? - \|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the p...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	7
6	Don't give us a bad name - \|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	9
7	Your kid has been kidnapped - \|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desper...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	7
8	You've got mail - \|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	4
9	Make it off the island - \|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette lo...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	8
10	Blondes change a lightbulb - \|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	9
11	One wish to each - \|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing th...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	7
12	What type of prize did you win? - \|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	4
13	Let's take a trip to Disney - \|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	5
14	How many sheep do I have? - \|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	4
15	I can't breathe without that - \|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	8
16	Shortage of parachutes - \|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	10
17	Turn back your car odometer - \|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	8
18	The blonde test taker - \|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. S...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	8
19	Mind telling me the time? - \|BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	9
20	First experience horse riding - \|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	8
21	Unlocking your car - \|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	8
22	Buying drinks at a bar - \|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	13
23	Do you see the dead bird? - \|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	7
24	Slot machine winner - \|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	10
25	I deserve a first class seat - \|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	5